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If you have no pressing plans a week from tonight,
, why not go see acclaimed essayist, author and unique oratorDavid Sedaris
at theParamount Theatre
We have two pairs of tickets to see the man who soothes NPR listeners and pop-intellectuals with his strangely nasal voice and often dark stories.
All joking aside, once you hear Sedaris begin one of his stories on the radio, or start one in his books, you're often hyptonized until the story's finished. And sometimes that's followed by a literary hangover in which you're daydreaming about those stories a few hours later. Yes, David Sedaris is a drug.
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