The TV mini-series version of author Lawrence Schiller's JonBenét Ramsey opus,
Perfect Murder, Perfect Town,
featured numerous area reporters, including Brian Maass and Raj Chohan, portraying themselves -- and not once did any of them seem shocked that stooped, bald Colorado Springs investigator Lou Smit was personified by tall, hirsute Kris Kristofferson. Credibility be damned: Give us more face time!