Guess where I'm eating?

1. Grease-fest2. You could use them as whips3. Droopy 4. Unsalted5. Undercooked, by like a mile6. Tasted like dirt7. Cold8. Over 600 calories of yuck9. One more artery. Clogged. 10. GrittyTranslation? Worst. Fries. Ever. Guess where you should never eat french fries? Bummer, too, because I really like the burgers...

By Lori Midson

September 29, 2009

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1. Grease-fest
2. You could use them as whips
3. Droopy
4. Unsalted
5. Undercooked, by like a mile
6. Tasted like dirt
7. Cold
8. Over 600 calories of yuck
9. One more artery. Clogged.
10. Gritty

Translation? Worst. Fries. Ever.

Guess where you should never eat french fries? Bummer, too, because I really like the burgers.

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