Women who work out, your worst fear has been realized and it exists at www.girlsinyogapants.com. Now, instead of just thinking some perv is looking at your butt while you're trying to get some exercise, you can be safe in the knowledge that he isn't just looking, he's taking a picture with his phone and sending it out into the scary internet universe.
This is hardly a new concept, we know. And maybe if we perused the sketchier side of the internet more often, we would know about things like "20 Hottest Girls Working Out" lists or even the anti-work out pants initiative the Coallition Against Hot Girls Wearing Sweatpants. (Yes, this Facebook group's name was misspelled, which makes it even better for some reason.)
Dudes aren't all to blame, either: Female yoga pants-wearers have proudly submitted their own butts for display. We wonder how many of them are actually practicing, because seriously, Bikram Choudbury would probably be pretty disappointed if he knew about such a thing as girlsinyogapants.com.
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According to the website, it's reason for being is simple: "Why look at just girls, when you can look at girls in yoga pants? That's the idea behind this always funny, always sexy website. Get your backside fix, feast your eyes on the web's best posteriors, and pay homage to the derriere." Uh, "feast your eyes"? Gross.
But really, our favorite part about this (and any) softcore porn site is that the explanation behind its existence always tries to sound "fun" and "flirty" -- much like those ads for yogurt and chocolate aimed at making women feel "sexy" about eating stuff. Which is weird, because both are marketing to very different demographics. Now if you'll excuse us, we have to get our yoga pants out of the dryer and go to Target.