Balloon Boy vomits on the Today show: How much weirder can this story get?

And the Balloon Boy story only gets stranger. First,

when he's said to be aboard a runaway balloon. Then it turns out

, but hiding in the family attic. A few hours later, he goes on CNN and seems to imply that

-- which fame-junkie dad Richard Heene adamantly denies, of course. And now, this morning, as seen in the video above, he goes on the

show and pukes in front of Meredith Vieira and the rest of America. Can this story get any more awesome? Just wait.