Unfortunately, the new bane of society was also on prominent display: too short baby doll dresses. Yes, girls, they look cute from the front, but unless you have the WASP ass (i.e., none) you must take your butt into consideration. They take up room, they eat up fabric, it's just the nature of the ass. It's a bad, bad thing when a lovely girl is standing there trying to look glam in a dress that is three inches shorter in the back. Particularly when those three inches put the dress dangerously closer to her unstockinged lady parts.
Maybe we should get one for Brooke on The Real World: Denver. Maybe then she'd stop being such a whiny bitch when she has to work for Outward Bound. Nah. Nothing's gonna help that chick. Not even a super cool Selk'bag.