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Three the Hard Way

By Robert Wilonsky and Jordan Harper
Mar 20, 2008

No Country for Old Men(Paramount)"A horror comedy chase" is how a grinning Tommy Lee Jones describes No Country for Old Men in the making-of — meanwhile, his fellow actors add to the list such adjectives as "a very primitive ride," "a rabbit chase through Texas," and "a very powerful story...
Oscar-Starved

By Robert Wilonsky and Jordan Harper
Mar 6, 2008

Into the Wild(Paramount)Sean Penn waited a good decade before adapting Jon Krakauer's book about Chris McCandless, who graduated college in 1990, then disappeared into the American unknown, re-emerging as Alexander Supertramp before his final, tragic farewell in the Alaskan wilderness in '92. Penn's patience is evident in every finely wrought...
Move Along, Kids

By Robert Wilonsky and Jordan Harper
Feb 28, 2008

Justice League: The New Frontier(Warner Bros.)Based on Darwyn Cooke's comic-book miniseries — a masterpiece starring all of DC Comics' major-leaguers at the dawn of their immortality during the Cold War — this animated adaptation plays stronger, faster, and further than any direct-to-DVD in recent memory. It's a grown-up superheroes story,...
Laughing Pains

By Robert Wilonsky and Jordan Harper
Feb 21, 2008

Margot at the Wedding(Paramount)Margot (Nicole Kidman, or someone who looks just like her) is a fiction writer whose tales are based, uncomfortably and unkindly, on the real-life family for whom she seems to care very little. Hence sister Pauline's (Jennifer Jason Leigh) late discovery that Margot's a "monster" — late...
Chafing Dishes

By Robert Wilonsky, Jim Ridley and Jordan Harper
Feb 14, 2008

No Reservations(Warner Bros.) From its cheap, mid-'90s-looking package to its woefully scant extras (one pre-chewed Food Network behind-the-scenes, blech) to its wide-screen/full-screen option, this feels like something dropped right into the discount bins; it probably debuts at half off this week. And this soufflé of a romantic comedy deserves better:...
How the West Was Wasted

By Jordan Harper and Robert Wilonsky
Feb 7, 2008

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford(Warner Bros.)Beautifully shot, masterfully acted, and 19 hours too long, Assassination is an uneven mix of the artful and the arty that never had a shot at bringing in the audience that Brad Pitt's chiseled melon should've delivered. Pitt is great,...
Donkey Punch

By Robert Wilonsky, Jordan Harper and Jim Ridley
Jan 31, 2008

The King of Kong (New Line) Seth Gordon's best-of-2007 documentary about the battle for Donkey Kong supremacy remains a work-in-progress: Billy Mitchell, the longtime titleholder dethroned by Steve Wiebe over the course of this hysterical, thrilling, and occasionally sad little film, recently reclaimed the throne — and Wiebe has vowed...
Super, Thanks for Asking

By Robert Wilonsky and Jordan Harper
Jan 24, 2008

Confessions of a Superhero (Arts Alliance) As one of those quoted on the package ("A more beautiful documentary you're unlikely to find"), I can only reiterate my earlier praise: Matt Ogens' doc, about mortals dressed as superheroes trolling Hollywood Boulevard for tourists' loose change, is stunning to look at —...
Wookiee Mistake

By Robert Wilonsky and Jordan Harper
Jan 17, 2008

Family Guy Presents: Blue Harvest(Fox)As someone with no use for Seth MacFarlane's potty-mouthed Simpsons rip, I'll admit to choking out a few giggles during his Star Wars send-up — though, truth be told, it's slightly less daring than Spaceballs and, sure, Porn Wars. Stunningly faithful to the 30-year-old franchise, MacFarlane's...
Black Russian

By Jordan Harper and Robert Wilonsky
Jan 3, 2008

Eastern Promises(Universal)David Cronenberg and Viggo Mortensen are becoming a Bizarro World Hitchcock/Cary Grant combo, and the world is a better (and bloodier) place for it. Chucklehead critics too smitten by Cronenberg's "messages" dismissed this film — a vicious and brilliant exploration of the Russian mob in London — for being...
Pause & Rewind

The best DVDs of '07 made old movies feel new again.

By Robert Wilsonky and Jordan Harper
Dec 27, 2007

Blade Runner: The Final Cut (Warner Bros.) — It's the collector's-set briefcase that seals the deal, a gunmetal-gray case that all but shouts "Completist dork!" Also: There's damned near every single version imaginable, plus a making-of doc almost as essential as any iteration of the movie itself. Film school in...
Singular Sensation

By Robert Wilonsky and Jordan Harper
Dec 20, 2007

Once (Fox)Easily the year's most perfect pop album — damned good movie too, the finest "musical" of the past 20 years. The disc's making-of refers to it as a "modern musical," but Once is as old-fashioned as it gets: Guy (Glen Hansard) meets Girl (Markéta Irglová), they fall in love,...
Killer Climax

By Robert Wilonsky and Jordan Harper
Dec 13, 2007

The Bourne Ultimatum (Universal) The final installment in the Bourne-again trilogy is the one in which the CIA assassin's true identity is revealed. It's the origin story in reverse — how brilliant. But solving the mystery (and misery, as Jason Bourne's among the most tormented action heroes of all time)...
Cellar Beware

Don't look in the basement.

By Jordan Harper and Robert Wilonsky
Dec 6, 2007

The Girl Next Door (Anchor Bay)If the horror of Saw was a poblano pepper, this here is the habañero. Derived from Jack Ketchum's infamous novel, sometimes word-for-word, The Girl Next Door — based on a true story — is a sort of Hostel meets Stand By Me: A group of...
Touch of Evel

By Robert Wilonsky and Jordan Harper
Nov 29, 2007

Hot Rod(Paramount)Andy Samberg, best known for stuffing his dick in a box on Saturday Night Live, is Rod Kimble, a wannabe stuntman with very little "man" in him. He lives with his mom (Sissy Spacek, not kidding) and a stepdad (Ian McShane), who needs a new heart at a "conveniently...
Jungle Fever

By Robert Wilonsky and Jordan Harper
Nov 22, 2007

Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse(Paramount) At last available on DVD, Eleanor Coppola's 1991 documentary about her husband's tumultuous trek downriver remains, easily, the best film ever about the making of a movie and unmaking of a man. Francis Ford Coppola thought he was going to spend 16 weeks in...
Once Upon a Time

A compelling quartet, from princesses to Piaf.

By Robert Wilonsky, Jim Ridley and Jordan Harper
Nov 15, 2007

The Princess Bride: 20th Anniversary Edition(MGM)As far as anniversary-edition DVDs go, The Princess Bride is crushingly disappointing: no Rob Reiner commentary track, no outtakes, no making-of doc, no nothing, save for a lousy game and a few short interviews with Robin Wright Penn, Mandy Patinkin, Christopher Guest, and a few...
A Bitter End

One dark, two docs and a DJ.

By Robert Wilonsky and Jordan Harper
Nov 1, 2007

No End in Sight(Magnolia)Charles Ferguson's debut doc, easily the most important in a year full of notable fact-gathering films, assembles some of the key players behind the invasion and occupation of Iraq and seems to ask them but one question: "What went wrong?" In short: everything. But Ferguson's doc is...
The Boys Are Back

Malick, mobsters and Mr. Brooks.

By Jordan Harper, Robert Wilonsky and Jim Ridley
Oct 25, 2007

Directors Series: Stanley Kubrick(Warner Bros.) Most of the old Kubrick DVDs were crap: full-screen editions with poor pictures and virtually no special features. This set makes up for them with 2001, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, and Eyes Wide Shut (hey, who farted?), all looking great and...
Genuine Fake Robots

By Robert Wilonsky, Jordan Harper and Jim Ridley
Oct 18, 2007

Transformers(DreamWorks)No doubt, Michael Bay's slam-bang action-figure commercial doesn't play nearly as well on TV, no matter how high or high-def your screen; this demands to be seen on a screen the size of a skyscraper and heard on speakers as large as jet engines. So the first half-hour plays flat,...
You'll Laugh Dying

A killer cast enlivens a dark comedy.

By Robert Wilonsky, Jim Ridley and Jordan Harper
Oct 11, 2007

You Kill Me(Genius) Funny thing seeing Philip Baker Hall in You Kill Me, as he's already played the role of a drunken hit man's boss in The Matador, to which this feels like a slapshtick-noir sequel. It's also the photo-negative of Sexy Beast: Once more Ben Kingsley plays a killer...
Fist Things First

By Jordan Harper
Oct 4, 2007

Caligula: Imperial Edition(Penthouse) (Spoiler alert: Fisting!) One day back in the swingin' '70s, somebody mentioned how "absolute power corrupts absolutely," and then Bob Guccione, Gore Vidal, Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren and Peter O'Toole said, "Let's make a big-budget movie about that, with come shots." And Caligula was born. Actually, Penthouse...