While plenty of folks took to Twitter after the January 10 announcement to joke about the 31-year-old Tebow finally getting the chance to learn firsthand about the joys of sex, a select few stepped up to express doubts that his V-card remains unpunched.
It's true! There are indeed people cynical enough to believe that The Chosen One has chosen to venture into the bedroom for something other than sleep! And they've expressed their doubts in hilarious ways.
See what we mean by counting down our picks for the twenty funniest tweets about Tebow's big moment, capped by a true believer who offers a compelling argument for why Timmy hasn't strayed.
Number 20:
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world that Tim Tebow is a virgin.
— “Nice drip!” (@SirLeonOfRudd) January 11, 2019
Number 19:
All these people who actually believe Tebow is a virgin are so naive, they prolly thought Mexico would pay for the wall too I went to UF and Timmy has been getting laid the whole time, his Christian image is fake
— Market_Socialist (@MarketSocialis1) January 11, 2019
Number 18:
Anyone who legitimately thinks Tebow is a virgin, please stop. A kid I played with had a friend who played at Florida, and he said Tebow got a metric ton of ass lol he can play the holy roller card on TV but he’s not fooling this guy
— Yankee Lifer (@yankee_lifer) January 11, 2019
Number 17:
People who think Tim Tebow isn’t a rich snob and is a virgin. LMAO!!!
— CameronCrazy DukeFan (@tuxedocatgirls) January 11, 2019
Number 16:
Imagine believing that Tim Tebow is a virgin. pic.twitter.com/kbreC2coNP
— Beyoncé’s Credit Report (@NegressElba) January 11, 2019
Number 15:
That’s Tebow’s reaction when someone asks if he’s been a virgin this whole time.
— King Chase (@ChaseeRichard) January 11, 2019
Number 14:
He prob just went to confession and now he’s “a virgin in the eyes of god” but Tebow fucks. He’s a bro.
— Matty McFeeley (@MattMcFeeley) January 11, 2019
Number 13:
Never believe Tim Tebow was a virgin even before the marriage proposal y'all so naive lol
— ???(11?6) (@MoKhaLatte) January 11, 2019
Number 12:
Tim Tebow fr still a virgin?? Lmaooo https://t.co/Ka0XIVqUBe
— fred (@1bigbossfredo) January 11, 2019
Number 11:
There’s no way that Tebow is actually a virgin tho right?
— UCF Jaguar (@UCF_Jaguar) January 11, 2019
Number 10:
who are these people that think tim tebow is a virgin
— bizort (@MoistSquirts) January 11, 2019
Number 9:
If Tebow is a Virgin prior to marriage, then ‘Pac is alive, MJ didn’t play for the Wizards, Warriors finished 73-9 with a ‘ship, and I’m fucking @AbiRatchford or @brittanyrennerr on the down low. #TimTebow https://t.co/08HL3FpVwL
— Razi Syed (@RazzleDazzle427) January 11, 2019
Number 8:
Lol no, I’m more thinking as a woman...I can’t imagine marrying a virgin lol...I know that may seem wrong, but I don’t want to have to instruct my man, he needs to know how to handle his business &please his woman. &somehow I feel like sex w Tebow would be like sex w Ned Flanders
— Rick Grimes’ dream girl (@vabuda1) January 11, 2019
Number 7:
If Tebow still a virgin, he definitely got head or finger blasted (in my white college kid voice) 60% of the campus females
— Colls (@vibewitcolls) January 11, 2019
Number 6:
If Tebow’s fiancé isn’t a virgin then she ain’t the one. I expect nothing less for my king!!
— longpipepapi? (@asvp__felix) January 11, 2019
Number 5:
Tim Tebow isn’t a virgin fam y’all need to stop haha
— Jeremy (@CappsBurnerAcct) January 10, 2019
Number 4:
"We do stuff, just not intercourse."
— Dave (@D_Opus) January 10, 2019
- every adult Christian "virgin" since 1990, including Tim Tebow.
And that's okay.
Number 3:
@RawMikeRichards
— Steeev (@kungfu_zombie) January 11, 2019
The biggest trick that Tebow has ever pulled is pretending he’s a 32 yr old virgin.
Number 2:
Am I the only one that thinks the ‘Tebow is a virgin’ narrative is bullshit?
— Greg Rogers (@grog1324) January 10, 2019
Number 1:
I believe Tim Tebow is a virgin until marriage solely for the fact that no one has leaked a story to TMZ about it yet and it’s 2019
— Frankie Ferrari (@tankywankee) January 10, 2019
