Gratuitous Nudity
Pitchfork now posting naked photos of indie-rock stars for some reason.
Another reason not to look forward to the new LCD Soundsystem album.
Literary Triumph
Seven different people pitch a book on Weezer's Pinkerton to the 33 1/3 series.
Yeah, whatever, as long as you leave room for Hysteria and Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em.
This Song Will Change Your Life
Covox's version of "Computer Love" on 8-Bit Operators: A Tribute to the Music of Kraftwerk.
If you find a way to hack into my Nintendo so this is playing along to Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!, I will never leave the house.
Album of the Year This Week
Good Lord almighty, this Pretty Ricky record.
Someone took Dave Chappelle's "Piss on U" just a little too seriously.
Internet Distraction
Publicly admitting a fondness for that new OK Go video where everything blends into the wallpaper.
Considerably more damning than confessing to a triple homicide or porn addiction.
Fashion Nugget
The similarity between that wallpaper and the suit Ornette Coleman wore to the Grammys.
Useful if the Red Hot Chili Peppers are stalking you and you wish to escape detection.