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Five weirdest food heists of 2012 -- and what would've made them even weirder

This year has seen some random -- and downright nutty -- food heists. Stealing enormous amounts of edibles is a strange crime, especially since rarely are the thefts committed to feed starving people or to make significant political statements. What sort of greedy, soulless riffraff steals pilfers foodstuffs? Since none of these crimes have been solved, that question remains unanswered...for now.

In the meantime, here are the five weirdest food heists of 2012 -- and what would have made them even weirder.

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