Leave a comment telling us -- in five words or less -- why you deserve the tickets. Make sure you leave at least your first name and a valid e-mail address (we won't share it with anyone), so we can contact you if you're the winner. The contest ends at 8 a.m. Friday, and the winner will have to pick up the tix that day.
Pro tips: Bring the funny but don't go over five words.
About the tickets: These are are good from 12:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m. on Saturday, September 18. And, no, you can't resell them.
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