Reader: Watch out for girls who drink Blue Moon and eat pudding cups

Cafe Society serves up a mixed menu: posts on restaurant openings, posts on restaurant closings, posts on bad customer behavior, posts on bad server behavior...and yesterday, Jenn Wohletz's list "five things I've found in men's refrigerators that made me not want to date them." The comments have been pouring out...

By Patricia Calhoun

June 19, 2012

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Cafe Society serves up a mixed menu: posts on restaurant openings, posts on restaurant closings, posts on bad customer behavior, posts on bad server behavior...and yesterday, Jenn Wohletz's list "five things I've found in men's refrigerators that made me not want to date them."

The comments have been pouring out like watery ketchup.

Some weren't even posted by Jenn. Says Kevin Burke:

Friends don't let friends bone down with girls that drink Blue Moon and eat pudding cups. I can't imagine a steady diet of mediocre (at best) beer and pudding is going to provide anything that resembles sexual stamina. Maybe a bad case of heartburn and the scutters...

What's the scariest thing you've found in a refrigerator? Post it below, or join the conversation already under way here.

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Patricia Calhoun is editor-in-chief of Westword, the alt-weekly she co-founded in September 1977. She’s been inducted into the Colorado Press Association Hall of Fame, the Association of Alternative Newsmedia Hall of Fame and the Colorado Restaurant Association Hall of Fame. She’s also received dozens of local, state and national awards for writing, including first place for feature writing and first place for column writing with the Society of Professional Journalists. Patricia is a weekly commentator on Colorado Inside Out, PBS 12's public affairs roundtable, which has won two Emmys.

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