Lynn, who'd previously reported on "Race Differences in Restaurant Tipping," this time determined that the bigger the bra size, the blonder the hair and the curvier the hips, the larger a server's tip will be.
To conduct his research, Lynn posted a link to a survey on www.waiterrant.net, asking female servers about their physical characteristics and daily take-home tips. "Waitresses completed an on-line survey about their physical characteristics, self-perceived attractiveness and sexiness, and average tips," he explained in his study's abstance. "The waitresses' self-rated physical attractiveness increased with their breast sizes and decreased with their ages, waist-to-hip ratios, and body sizes. Similar effects were observed on self-rated sexiness, with the exception of age, which varied with self-rated sexiness in a negative, quadratic relationship rather than a linear one. Moreover, the waitresses' tips varied with age in a negative, quadratic relationship, increased with breast size, increased with having blond hair, and decreased with body size."
Surprise: He found that old men with hairy palms want the broads who bring their breakfasts to have breasts bigger than the portion of chicken-fried steak on the plate.