Obama Conspiracy Theories...with Eggs

College kids, when not sexing and boozing, are attending Obama rallies. When there isn’t an Obama rally to attend, they’ll make one up.

Perhaps because April Fools’ Day fast approaches or perhaps because they got tired of the election year sex and beer, unnamed miscreants on the University of Pennsylvania campus distributed “Obama eggs” and fliers saying that the Illinois senator is coming to speak at their Irvine Auditorium on Tuesday.

He isn’t.