Free Stuff! Win a Columbia vest and some other crap by doing absolutely almost nothing!

The excellently photographed vest at right, brown and soft and new (I promise), is up for grabs, along with a couple of older Warren Miller DVDs, a T-shirt that won't fit you and some lint from my belly button a sticker or something!

The prizes are courtesy of Warren Miller Entertainment. To snag them, leave a comment saying ... I don't know ... whether you've ever fantasized about a professional skier or snowboarder, and if so, which one. I'll go first: Picabo Street! On a chair lift in Squaw Valley. Rar.

Make sure to enter your real email in the email field so we can send you your vest. We'll pick a winner at random by day's end.