Top ten penis jokes at Chelsea Handler's show last night

You think you have a dirty mouth? Surely it doesn't compare to Chelsea Handler's, who told the audience all about her early days giving blow jobs as a high-school freshman last night at the Wells Fargo Theatre.Without further ado, Westword is proud to present the top ten penis jokes that Chelsea and Josh Wolf, one of her opening comedians and staff member on Chelsea Lately, made last night.