Camobooty -- For Manly Hunters Who Want Boobs on their Chest

A modest television commercial proposal for Camobooty, the Denver-based fashion craze that’s currently sweeping the nation:


Two burly hunters, STEW and LEW, are lying on the forest floor, their rifles at the ready.

LEW: Darn it, Stew, there’s somethin’ different ’bout you today. Like you got yourself a little more class. Heck, like you downright got yourself a little more sass!

STEW: Well, Lew, didn’t you notice my camo?

Lew takes a good look at Stew’s camouflaged shirt and does a double-take.

LEW: Jumpin Jehosaphat! Them’s ladies on yer shirt! Naked ladies!