Los C Denver writes:
Because the state/federal banking system has created an issue where the shops have a shit ton of cash sitting in them because they're not allowed to bank anywhere just yet...so idiots like this David Lopez guy think they're gonna make a big score. But really him and anyone like him just gets arrested and then the news can turn around and say look at all this crime caused by marijuana...it's all crap, it's all a trap.
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