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Photos: Ten Colorado Businesses That Sound Like Dispensaries But Aren't

Our Adam Roy recently came upon this sign, which stresses that Genesis Health Wellness Centre "is NOT a marijuana dispensary." But it sure sounds like one -- and plenty of other Colorado businesses do, too.

Continue to count down our photo-illustrated list of the top ten Colorado businesses that sound like dispensaries but aren't.

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Number 10: The Joint 24300 East Smokey Hill Road, Aurora, and other locations

You can't Bogart these Joints, which specialize in chiropractic care.

Number 9: Mad Greens 7300 East Arapahoe Road, Centennial, and other locations

Yo, yo, yo: These Mad Greens are salads, which go nicely with soup.

Continue to keep counting down our list of ten Colorado businesses that sound like dispensaries but aren't.