Not sure who, if anyone, this applies to, but we thought we'd alert you anyhow. A company called 1iota Events, which distributes tickets to television shows, is evidently looking to "cast" one-hundred "high energy" fans to be part of the "stage fans" at the VMAs
-- whatever that means. Evidently, so-called stage fans are somewhere in between "pit fans" and "seat fillers," all distinguished positions, we're sure. Anyhow, if you'll be in the Big Apple next Sunday night and are interested in being in the house to cheer on 3OH!3, request tickets
and be sure to use the code word "Trust" -- thirty 3OH!3 fans will be picked.