Have you seen this? The infomercial for the "most controversial music festival in the world," the 10th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos? Redamndiculous. Everywhere you look, as host Sugar Slam so eloquently puts it, there's some different shit popping off. Indeed. They should call this little shindig -- slated to take place on next week, August 6-9 in Cave In Rock, IL -- the everything and the Goddamn Kitchen Sink festival or the But Wait, There's More fest. Seriously. A dude shooting himself out of a cannon? Check. Helicopter rides? Check. Late night wrestling? Carnival rides? A waterslide? Check, check and check. Dudes on stilts? Uh-huh. Wet t-shirt contest? Oh you bet. Free all you can eat cheeseburgers ("as many as your fat belly can hold")? An endless supply of Faygo? Of course. Performances by Ice Cube, Tech N9ne, Scarface, Bizarre, Mushroomhead, Gwar (performing in its own circus tent, BTW), Coolio and Vanilla Ice? Believe it. Stand up from Pauly Shore and Jimmy Walker from Good Times -- it's like a bunch of dudes sat around and got really baked, dreamed up the most outrageous party they could fathom and then tried to one up each other. Hell, we're not even juggalos, ninja, and we're down to book a ticket. Maybe we can hitch a ride with Denver's Axe Murder Boys. The act, signed to Hachet House records last year, are due to perform at the Gathering this year. See the Boys latest video after the jump.
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