For this week's entry into the annals of WTF, I bring you you something really, really special. And by special, I mean like the kids at your school that rode their own, efficiency-sized bus and had to wear helmets even though they weren't on any team. It's an unbelievably weird attempt at rapping that, although I am no hip-hop expert, I feel safe in saying may be the worst rap ever . It may be about God, or something. Revelation is mentioned in the title, after all. He also mentions chicken pox... It's just really hard to say, because my mind shuts down after about thirty seconds of direct exposure. I am sure that whatever his message is, this can't be the best way to express it -- and if it is, his message sucks, anyway. Oh, and if you're particularly taken by this piece of genius, Wehbe says he is "Looking for someone to sign this song on to the next level." I assume by that he means the next level of hell. Oh -- an I didn't even mention his outfit: it speaks for itself. In any case, the video awaits you after the jump.
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