The 50 worst rap lyrics of all time: 30-21

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30. Kanye West - "N****s in Paris"

Ball so hard. That shit cray, ain't it, Jay?/What she order, fish filet?

Not sure why this detail is important in Kanye and Jay's French adventure, but "filet" does rhyme with "cray." Can't argue with that.

29. Lil' Wayne - "Dr. Carter"

"Swagger tighter than a yeast infection/Fly, go hard, like geese erection."

What is it with Wayne and disgusting vagina descriptions? I imagine, being so famous, he has to have had quite a few bad experiences sprinkled in with the good, but c'mon, man. Spare us. At least this time he paired it with an equally unappealing penis simile. Hooray for gender equality!

28. Nicki Minaj - "Blazin'"

"Go against me now, I dare you. #Bambi"

We actually couldn't figure out what Nicki was trying to say here until we looked it up on the interwebs. The best explanation we found is that, with her accent, "dare" kiiiinda sounds like "deer." Rest easy, Bambi, Nicki isn't trying to fight you. She's just rapping badly.

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