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A kidnapping word to the wise

Who says size doesn't matter? Seen in a Park Meadows parking lot this past weekend: good advice for rich people afraid of being seized and held for ransom. Apparently security guards and high-tech alarms aren't nearly as effective as eating two boxes of Little Debbie snack cakes at every meal...
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Who says size doesn't matter?

Seen in a Park Meadows parking lot this past weekend: good advice for rich people afraid of being seized and held for ransom. Apparently security guards and high-tech alarms aren't nearly as effective as eating two boxes of Little Debbie snack cakes at every meal for the next year or so. -- Michael Roberts

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