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In "Is A Colorado Senate Candidate Lying About His Football Career?," Dave McKenna opens strong, writing: "Breaking news: Politician makes shit up!"His example as this assertion applies to Gardner involves the latter's fondness for equating his long-ago days on the gridiron with the Democrats' tired policies. He offers this excerpt from a Washington Post piece on Gardner:
Cory Gardner figures that what he needs to know about big-league politics he learned as a fullback and middle linebacker for an eastern Colorado high school so small that the guys had to play both offense and defense.As metaphors go, this line isn't exactly inspired -- but is it flat-out false. McKenna insisted that it was, quoting Chuck Pfalmer, a former teacher at Yuma High School, which Gardner attended, saying, "Cory Gardner wasn't on the football team.""I used to play against a high school football team that always used to run the single wing. And eventually, other teams figured out that they ran the single wing. And so they prepared for it," the two-term Republican congressman said as he made his way through a game-day crowd at the Air Force Academy's Falcon Stadium this month. "The Democrats are stuck running the single wing."
A gotcha? Political observers certainly thought so. Check out this tweet from Gawker's Adam Weinstein -- one of several posts shared in a Twitchy item about the would-be controversy:
Ah ha ha ha ha @Deadspin just killed the GOP's Senate hopes in Colorado ha ha ha ha http://t.co/OQiPBIsfKd
— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) October 15, 2014
The Daily Dot's Kevin Collier had a similar take:
So good: Deadspin discovers that the guy running against @MarkUdall made up his football career: http://t.co/AuRHg0LXQm
— Kevin Collier (@KCollierWrites) October 15, 2014
But shortly thereafter, the scoop fell apart. First, there was this from the Associated Press' Nick Riccardi.
Cory Gardner spokesman @jasiciliano to me: "He played junior high school through sophomore year." #cosen #copolitics cc @Deadspin
— Nick Riccardi (@NickRiccardi) October 15, 2014
Then Gardner himself tweeted photographic evidence not once....
I never thought my unheralded sports career would make it onto @Deadspin pic.twitter.com/llKf62Z7UL #copolitics
— Cory Gardner (@CoryGardner) October 15, 2014
...but twice:
Hoping @johnelway notices my "good form" if he needs another left bench this weekend. #copolitics #cosen pic.twitter.com/nM3qeYolZN
— Cory Gardner (@CoryGardner) October 15, 2014
To add insult to injury, Pfalmer stopped way short of endorsing Deadspin's work:
Hahaha. @Deadspin's source is now saying they mischaracterized his comments. http://t.co/4GMaD9kwka pic.twitter.com/BmCr1ceW1l
— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) October 16, 2014
As for Deadspin, the site added an update to its post that reads:
Gardner campaign spokesman Alex Siciliano sent the following, presented in its entirety, via e-mail: "Cory Gardner played football from Junior High through Sophomore year in high school." Eli Stokols of FOX-31 in Denver is reporting the Gardner campaign told him, "Gardner played football through soph year of high school, never played varsity." Reached Wednesday night at his home, Chuck Pfalmer, longtime stats keeper for Gardner's alma mater, Yuma High School, and a primary source for the story, told me: "Cory did play football for three years" in high school, and that his records show that Gardner spent his junior year "on varsity." During a lengthy conversation about Yuma High football on Tuesday, Pfalmer repeatedly said Gardner had not played football at the school.The defensiveness about Pfalmer's alleged flip-flop may explain why the original Deadspin post remains in place at this writing -- which may be the funniest development of all.
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