Andrew Feinstein at Denver Stiffs floats the possibility of the Nuggets trading Kenyon Martin for Shaquille O'Neal, who's dragged down both Phoenix and Cleveland in recent years. My three responses, in order of volume: No, No! and NO!
Western Citizen's Wendy Norris ponders Ted Haggard 2.0. She's got his number.
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Gretchen at Mile High Mamas offers this bit of Christmas-shopping haiku: "Santa is scary, Beard like albino ferret, Food court taco breath." Take a whiff.