An absurd premise? Hardly. Note yesterday's Channel 9 scoop about the arrest of Mary "Kathy" Madill, 55, who's allegedly been snatching narcotics while working at St. Anthony Central Hospital. She's the second St. Anthony's nurse to be charged with swiping meds in a month -- and several administrators have been sacked in connection with the investigation. And that's not to mention the July arrest of Kristen Parker, an operating-room tech charged with swiping drugs and infecting at least nineteen people with hepatitis-C in the process.
Even Nurse Jackie wouldn't go that far.