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Denver's Most Dogged: Kenny Be knows dog-lovers and what they want

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#2 of 6: The Sublimatriarch Reason for having a dog: As a substitute for having children, to silence biological time clock Characteristics: Receives daily email updates from dog daycare, features recent dog photos on screensaver Breed preference: Terriers or Beagles, always in pairs Name choice: Larger than life human names -- Elvis, Elton, Gandhi, Hillary, Sonny, Cher Favorive accessory: Dog walker's fanny pack Poop pick-up percentage: 110%. Rarely caught bagless, will drive back to scene to pick up accidents

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