So you weren't exactly overflowing with optimism after the Denver Broncos' 19-16 loss to the Gary Kubiak-coached Houston Texans in their 2008 pre-season debut on August 9? Then fill your glass past the halfway point with help from this nifty Denver Broncos Talking Bottle Opener, which features Dave Logan's call at the end of Super Bowl XXXII. Note as you watch the video accessible by clicking "More" below that the recording makes Logan sound kinda soused, which is appropriate for the product, and for long-suffering Broncos boosters. Drink up, for the team's next Super Bowl appearance seems very far away. -- Michael Roberts
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