Kenny Be's Gubernatorial Battle Royale

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Real-life achievement and wistful website rhetoric reveals how each of the would-be-Governor plans to K.O Colorado's economic recession ...

As seen in the picture above, John Hickenlooper plans to expand his Road Home parking meter concept of funding homeless shelters and install additional meters along streets across the state to fund all of the programs that he will eventually have to cut from the state budget. Based on his claims of saving the city of Denver from economic collapse by inventing Lower Downtown, John Hickenlooper now promises to reinvigorate state education by opening brewpubs in underfunded classrooms. Hickenlooper may feel that he has the experience to beat the competition, but a pack of scrappy Republicans want to beat him to the punch...
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