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Where would we be without ribbon magnets to remind us of what is important? The label-laden Lexus pictured above was traveling in front of my car on East 14th Avenue at Grape Street. This odd pairing demands that all ribbon-magnet readers "stop child abuse," and then seemingly as an alternative pastime, offers them the suggestion to "feel your boobies." I would applaud this bold bumper broadcast, but my hands are full of boobies right now.