Photos: 20 Colorado High School Confess Tweets Guaranteed to Freak Out Parents

Michael Roberts October 2, 2014 7:50AM

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Number 4:

"Got shitfaced at King Soopers so I stole a watermelon and ate an entire loaf of garlic bread" -Discovery Canyon
— Colorado HS Confess (@ConfessionsCOHS) May 24, 2014

Number 3:

"Some girl gave a guy head on top of her best friends past out body" -Evergreen High School
— Colorado HS Confess (@ConfessionsCOHS) August 31, 2014

Number 2:

"The only drug dealers we have are 8th graders" -Denver Jewish High School
— Colorado HS Confess (@ConfessionsCOHS) June 7, 2014

Number 1:

"Some kid got so drunk, he had sex with a jar of Queso." -Columbine High School
— Colorado HS Confess (@ConfessionsCOHS) May 29, 2014

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