Photos: Boulder presents Coyote Bob's ten best corny nature jokes

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Number 4: What do you call an accidental bird collision? A: A feather bender. Number 3: Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund? A: People kept telling him to get a long little doggie. Continue to keep counting down Coyote Bob's ten best corny nature jokes.
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