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Number 8: Denver Mustache This is the substance you see stuck to someone's upper lip and cheeks after they vomit hard. It is named as such due to its resemblance to a Denver omelette.

"Dude, did you see Sarah after she yakked?"

"I know, total Denver Mustache."

Number 7: Denver Jock Strap If one were to break into your car, then instead of an alarm, a metal claw grabs the person by the balls, and most likey hurts like shit; Don't fuck with the persons car if they say they have one.

"The man tried to steal my car, and my Denver Jock Strap ripped his nuts off."

Continue to keep counting down ten bizarre Denver terms on Urban Dictionary.
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