Photos: Ten Colorado Businesses That Sound Like Dispensaries But Aren't

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Number 8: Higlands Wellness Center 2543 Eliot Street, Denver

Now in its new location, Highlands Wellness Center offers acupuncture, massage therapy, energy healing and more. None of which come in ounces or eighths.

Number 7: Green Island 990 West 6th Avenue, Denver

Irony alert: This restaurant-that-sounds-like-a-dispensary (an Asian grill) is in the same complex as RiverRock, a dispensary-that-sounds-like-a-restaurant.

Continue to keep counting down our list of ten Colorado businesses that sound like dispensaries but aren't.
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