Photos: Ten weirdest new posts on Denver Craigslist

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Number 4: Free Reclaimed Deck Wood The offer of free decking boards, some as long as eight feet, plus large trunk pieces from a former 35-foot Blue Spruce that went down at the beginning of January, comes complete with some mixed messages.

Yes, the boards have nails in them, but "they are 5 inches long and easy to spot." If you manage to miss one, though, "we are not responsible for any injury or damages you have while on our property." And be sure to make arrangements in advance, so they will have a chance to put the dogs away.

Other than that, relax. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Number 3: The Strangest Necklace I Ever Made What lifts this necklace onto our list is the artist's description: "It sort of makes me think of an elephant caressing a banana spider with his toes."

I can see it! Although I admittedly just ate a shitload of hallucinogenic mushrooms.

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