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Number 6: Green alert
"It's only been St. Patrick's day for 48 minutes and I've already heard sirens. Party on, kids."
Number 5: Leprechaun interruptus
"My St Patrick's day was a complete bust. I just wanted to get hot, get drunk and flirt. But nooooo, shit had to go awry. So now I'm home alone drunk and my plan is to get high and eat french fries. Yay me."
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