Photos: Top ten St. Patrick's Day posts on CU-Boulder Confessions

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Number 4: Blame the forest "Ya, so I just fucking backed MY BRAND NEW RANGE ROVER INTO A FUCKING TREE. Who puts a tree at the end of a driveway?" Number 3: Outsiders not invited "Some pussy at the UMC stop was being a fucker and starting shit with everyone. He had straight coke hair and started acting like a pussy and my girlfriend punched him in the face like five times while his little bitch friends tried to intervene and a huge brawl happened. I don't think he was from around here, or I'm gonna fuck him up when i see him." Continue to keep counting down our top ten St. Patrick's Day posts on CU-Boulder Confessions.
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