Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2014 edition

Hard to believe, but it's been a year (actually a little more) since the last time we paid tribute to the best Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code. Sorry we're late! But that just meant there were that many more weird, hilarious, embarrassing, astonishing texts from...

By Michael Roberts

March 3, 2014

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Hard to believe, but it's been a year (actually a little more) since the last time we paid tribute to the best Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code. Sorry we're late!

But that just meant there were that many more weird, hilarious, embarrassing, astonishing texts from which to choose.

Look below to count down our ten favorites, photo-illustrated for your pleasure.

Number 10: Going out with a bang Number 9: If only they served them at the concession stand Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2014 edition. Number 8: 'Tooned in Number 7: Exit ramp Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2014 edition. Number 6: Avada Kedavra! Number 5: The great ones play hurt Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2014 edition. Number 4: All in the family Number 3: Golf bag or douchebag? Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2014 edition. Number 2: Best day ever -- or was it? Number 1: A hairy situation

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword's news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor's degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master's degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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