"Please f*ck me": Read "erotic" prose by GOP state senate candidate Jaxine Bubis

"He dragged the rose down her chin, her neck, and tortured her, dragging it down between her breasts, her belly and across the top of her panties. She moved, arched, ached for more."

A scene in Fifty Shades of Grey? Nope. The passage is from 2004's Beantown Heat, written by Jaxine Bubis, a Republican who just happens to be running for the Colorado state senate in the hopes of displacing embattled Majority Leader John Morse. And we've got more examples of her steamy prose below.

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