Our list of the 10 most bangable dudes in Colorado history featured plenty of vintage hunks, including the young Buffalo Bill Cody, seen here.
But a reader drew a (very funny) line in front of one pick.
Okay, come on now. Horace Tabor? Please. There isn't enough money or power in the world to make me want to hit that, even on my most desperate day.
For more memorable takes, visit our Comment of the Day archive.
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