Reader: A Girl Broke Up With Me Because I Took Too Long to Finish

Our post about sex times by state noted that Coloradans timed by a new app didn't seem to last as long as lovers in plenty of other states. This wouldn't seem to be a positive in the cosmic scheme of things. But according to one of our readers, he would have...
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Our post about sex times by state noted that Coloradans timed by a new app didn’t seem to last as long as lovers in plenty of other states.

This wouldn’t seem to be a positive in the cosmic scheme of things.

But according to one of our readers, he would have been better off had he wrapped things up prematurely — or at least more sooner than he did.

Here’s what he had to say.

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Jason James writes:

I had a girl break-up with me for taking too long… in her head, that meant I wasn’t attracted to her.

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