A new report shows that Colorado is America's least obese state but doesn't do as well in a number of other health categories, including rates of chlamydia and binge drinking. Several of our readers had fun making connections between these results. Here are four examples.
Michael Howard writes:
I see absolutely no correlation between binge drinking and the high chlamydia rate in Colorado...oh wait nevermind.
Gwen Holly writes:
We stay in shape by all that random unprotected sex we have....
Daniel Shalik writes:
I miss Colorado, sex diseases and all.
Anthony Huh writes:
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