When we shared our post about an estimate of3,500 potential jurors
who may be called for theAurora theater shooting case
, we asked if readers would be interested in being part of the jury. We received plenty of negative responses, plus a number of others offering advice to people who want to get out of this duty. Here's one example.
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SHOW ME HOW
Mike O'Shaughnessy writes:
Many people think they have to lie to get out of jury duty. You don't have to lie; tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'll make a really good juror because you can spot guilty people just by looking at them. Explain that it has to do with how far apart their eyes are. I guarantee you'll be out of that courtroom before you can say "justice sucks."
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