Our recent post about the Frontier Airline contest that asks folks to choose among new animal mascots that include Doug the Dung Beetle prompted a suggested alternative that we wholeheartedly endorse.
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How about Greyface, The Space Alien Animal-Like Thing That Lives In The Tunnels Under DIA and Eats Your Children?
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