Granted, the used mattresses from here are far preferable to the ones from Moscow's Ritz-Carlton.
Martin Ely at Flickr
The Brown Palace is a legendary hotel in Denver, with a storied history and a reputation for luxury and comfort and mattresses the likes of which would please even the greediest and most insatiable government official. Wait — a bed made of solid gold wouldn’t be considered an over-the-top expenditure as long as the mattress was used, right? Okay. Just checking.
Scott Pruitt does not approve of any scrutiny, ursine or otherwise.
Jeff Turner at Flickr
You know, so he couldn't peek into the Colorado Convention Center during the Western Conservative Summit. Pruitt couldn't be too careful, since he left his soundproof phone booth back in D.C., and that bear looks none too trustworthy.
Granted, the Pruitt casa may be less bonita.
Kris Gabbard at Flickr
Pruitt and his wife, Marlyn, have been on the lookout for a “potential business opportunity” because they’re both entrepreneurs, and they’re going to have to do something to make money once this whole usury-of-American-government thing comes to an end. They can only sell fancy pens on eBay for so long before those run out, and that Chick-fil-A gambit didn't fly....
Also, those signs are going to be pretty expensive to replace.
mccready at Flickr
“Extravagant Public Abuse” has a nice ring...
