There are certain things people from Denver say all the time -- like, for instance, "This is the best city in the country, but please stop telling everyone!"
What about things you'll never hear someone from Denver say? Here's our top ten.
See also: Twenty Reasons Why Denver Sucks and You Shouldn't Move Here -- Please!
Number 10:
There's nowhere around here to buy any marijuana. Number 9:
Colorado Springs is really progressive. Continue to keep counting down our list of ten things no one from Denver ever says. Number 8
Everyone's so out of shape. Number 7:
I'd rather have a PBR instead of a craft beer. Continue to keep counting down our list of ten things no one from Denver ever says. Number 6:
The weather's so boring. Number 5:
I wish I could find some decent Mexican food. Continue to keep counting down our list of ten things no one from Denver ever says. Number 4:
People are too lazy to bike to work. Number 3:
The scenery's overrated. Continue to keep counting down our list of ten things no one from Denver ever says. Number 2:
I can't remember what teams people root for. Number 1:
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