Ten Things No One From Denver Ever Says

There are certain things people from Denver say all the time -- like, for instance, "This is the best city in the country, but please stop telling everyone!"

What about things you'll never hear someone from Denver say? Here's our top ten.

See also: Twenty Reasons Why Denver Sucks and You Shouldn't Move Here -- Please!

Number 10: There's nowhere around here to buy any marijuana. Number 9: Colorado Springs is really progressive. Continue to keep counting down our list of ten things no one from Denver ever says.
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Michael Roberts has written for Westword since October 1990, serving stints as music editor and media columnist. He currently covers everything from breaking news and politics to sports and stories that defy categorization.
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