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Top 10 Rejected NSFW Colorado License Plates, Oral Sex Edition


A while back, the State of Colorado provided us with a huge list of rejected vanity license plates.

And as shown by previous editions focusing on body parts and boinking, it's not hard to figure out why officials turned thumbs down.

Our latest batch focuses on the wonderful world of oral sex.

Continue to see ten actual submissions from Coloradans who thought they could slip one past the state's motor vehicle department.

But they were wrong — unbelievably, hilariously wrong. These plates won't be coming to a neighborhood near you.

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