The results may not truly show what people in each state search for the most -- we're guessing residents of South Dakota don't limit themselves to queries about a single shitty Canadian rock band -- but they sure are funny. Check out Estately's info for all fifty states plus the District of Columbia, photo-illustrated for your pleasure, and click here to visit the original post.
Montana Bill O'Reilly (TV host) / Gun Rights / National Rifle Association / Meth Alaska Adult Friend Finder / AR-15 / Bestiality / Bird Watching / Couch Surfing / Mail Order Bride / Pull Tabs / Sarah Palin Hawaii Buddha / Cock Fighting / North Korea / Rastafari Movement / Slam Poetry / Spam Recipe Michigan Knock-Knock Jokes / Little Caesars / Omelette / Taco Bell / Topless Bar / Where do babies come from? Maryland Crabs / David Hasselhoff / "House of Cards" (TV show) / Kickball / National Football League / Skate or Die / What is Twitter? Illinois Burrito / Deep Dish Pizza / Dennis Rodman (idiot) / Golf Injury / Oasis (band) / Pizza / Racist Jokes / Thin Crust Pizza / "Workaholics" (TV show) Connecticut The Dave Matthews Band (band) / Hearing Voices / Pepperidge Farms / Wu-Tang Clan (rap group) Maine Cat Pics / How to roll a joint / Growing Marijuana / Michael Flatley's "Lord of the Dance" Arkansas Atkins Diet / End of Days / Lap Band Surgery / Learn to Read / Walmart Jobs Oregon Allah / Sex / Spork Continue to learn Estately's picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado. Minnesota Football / Hipster / Personal Injury Lawyer / Rollerblading / Synchronized Swimming / Women's National Basketball Association Washington, D.C. Congressional Investigation / Lobbyist Jobs / C.I.A. / Hillary Clinton / Ronald Reagan / Republican Party / Democratic Party New Hampshire Cats / Ellen Degeneres (TV host) / Fireworks / Free Kittens / Live Free or Die / Ron Paul Delaware Delaware, Joe Biden, What Is Delaware? South Dakota Nickelback New York Bail Money / Bed Bugs / Bill Maher (comedian) / Darwinism / Fur Coats / George Michael (singer) / Hangover Remedy / Marrying Cousin / Propecia / Sniffing Glue Georgia Athlete's Foot / Butt Implants / Cooking Crack / Divorce / Spanx / Weave / What is tofu? Idaho Bigfoot, Caramel Corn, Potato, Unicorns Indiana Avon / Creationism / Communism / Diabetes / I have a rash /Jared Fogle (Subway spokesman) / Pacifism Kansas Hoof and Mouth Disease / "How I Met Your Mother" (TV show) / Toupee Continue to learn Estately's picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado. Kentucky Black Friday / Bowling / Creed (band) / Demonic Possession / Lyrics to Happy Birthday / New Year's Resolution / Obama Is the Antichrist (tied with Alabama) / Whores Missouri Family Circus (comic) / Nelly (rapper) Iowa Bacon / Corn / County Fair / Drake (sadly, not the rapper) / First Amendment / Gay Marriage Nebraska Jazzercise / Shuffleboard Texas Are dinosaurs real? / Are zombies real? / The Bill of Rights / Boogers / Calf Implants / Can dogs talk? / Chupacrabra / Curves International (company) / Do I have herpes? / Does beer make you fat? / Government Mind Control / How to cook meth? / How to sell your soul to the Devil? / Justin Bieber (singer) / Krunk / Meth Recipes / Porn / Purple Drank / Rodeo / Snake Bites / Tacos Rhode Island Andre the Giant / Beer Pong / Blumpkins / How to roll a blunt? / MSNBC Wyoming Ann Coulter / The Constitution / Crank / Rush Limbaugh / Sheep / Socialism New Mexico Frito Pie / Juggalos / Peyote / U.F.O. North Carolina Barbecue / Charles Barkley's Golf Swing / White Snake (band) / Your Mama Jokes Oklahoma Atheism / Benghazi / Miley Cyrus / Noodling / Obama Muslim / Pat Robertson / PT Cruiser Continue to learn Estately's picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado. Tennessee Elvis Presley / Is my wife cheating? Nevada Bitcoin / Breast Implants / Gamblers Anonymous / Great White (band) / Guy Fiery (TV chef) / Online Poker / Quiet Riot (band) / Tattoo Removal Utah The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints / Def Leppard (band) / Demolition Derby / Girls Gone Wild / Global Warming Hoax / Jay Leno / Kama Sutra / Laser Hair Removal / Magic Tricks / Mustaches / Star Trek / Star Wars / Twinkie / Tinder / Twilight (book series) / Weird Al Yankovic (singer) / What is the internet? Vermont Kale Recipe / Annie Lennox (musician) / "The Daily Show" (TV show) / Gwar (band) / Poetry / Phish (band) / LSD / Stephen Colbert Washington Circumcision / Dungeons & Dragons / Gluten / Judas Priest (band) / Non-Alcoholic Beer / Pho, Quinoa / Rachel Maddow (TV Host) / Unicorn Tattoo / Happy Hour West Virginia Anarchy / Belly Button Piercing / Cat Videos / Conspiracy Theories / Ferrets / Ghosts / How to make moonshine? / Infected Piercing / Meat Loaf Recipe / Methadone / Nancy Grace / Scabies / Second Amendment / Steroids / Vampires / Who let the dogs out? Pennsylvania Back Shaving / Beer / Competitive Eating / Eagles (band) / Freedom / Furries / Heroin / Jello Wrestling / Madden NFL (video game) / Malt Liquor / "Married With Children" (TV show), Major League Baseball / National Hockey League / Online Dating / Oxycodone / Partying / Taylor Swift (singer) / What is ketchup? Virginia Barney & Friends (TV show)/ Blackeyed Peas (music group) / Che Guevara / Evolution / Farmville / Shakira (singer) Florida Alligator Wrestling / Botox / Eyebrow Piercing / Hulk Hogan / Juviderm / Lice / Mazda Miata / MDMA / Obamacare / Stand Your Ground / Swingers / Viagra / What is sarcasm? California Alcoholics Anonymous / Bros Before Hos / Dandruff Cure / Food Poisoning / Google Glass / Kim Kardashian / Meat is Murder / Paris Hilton / Pokemon / Rogaine / What does Siri look like? Continue to learn Estately's picks for the weirdest Internet search quirks for more of the fifty states, including Colorado. Wisconsin Beanie Babies / Green Party / Log Rolling / Menthol Cigarettes / Mike's Hard Lemonade / Oprah's Book Club / Survival Shelter South Carolina The Benghazi Attack / Golf / Hootie & the Blowfish (band) / Nudist Colony Alabama FOX News / God / Impeach Obama / Jesus / Jessica Simpson / Obama Is The Antichrist / Polka / Satan Arizona Conjugal Visits / Hippies / Scorpion Sting / How are babies made? Ohio Lebron James / Libertarian / P90X / Raccoon Hunting / Weight Watchers North Dakota Aliens / Chewing Tobacco / Curling / Fergie (singer) / Figure Skating / Mötley Crüe Mississippi Candy Crush / Codeine / Dog Fighting / Lose Weight / Making Crack / Tupac Is Alive / Twerking / What is Instagram? Louisiana Alligator Hunting / Channing Tatum / "Golden Girls" (TV show) / Paternity Test / Pope Francis Massachusetts Canadian Men / Eyebrow Waxing / George Costanza / Hangover Cure / Muppets / PCP / Tinder / Yoga New Jersey Bon Jovi / Britney Spears / Cure for Baldness / Girdles / New Jersey Jokes / Pantaloons / Six Pack Abs / Teletubbies / Thumb Wrestling Colorado CrossFit / Marijuana / Paleo Diet / Rocky Mountain Oysters / Tim TebowSend your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.
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