Take these quotes, which the announcers boomed over the sound system at the 1STBANK Center in Broomfield as the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls wiped the floor with Nashville.
- "There's DeRanged, giving a little booty pat."
- "Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Girl Parts!"
- "Frida Beater and Britches n' Hose, still going at it!"
- "A whip for Rock Nasty but -- oh! -- she runs into AJ!"
- "Look at Psycho, soliciting the crowd for some cheers and jeers."
- "Leeann Crimes is getting in on the action with Britches n' Hose!"
Stay tuned to Westword this weekend for more roller derby action.